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♪♪

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[ Dvigatel gurillaydi ]

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Iltimos, chiptalar.

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[ Noaniq suhbat]

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Barkeep. Ichimlik
mening hamkasbim uchun.

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Men sizni taniymanmi?

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Men yagona sababni bilaman
poezdda sayohat qilish

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sayohat qilishdir
qurollar bilan.

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Va buni hammamiz bilamiz
bu qatorning oxirida,

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faqat bitta jonzot bor
o'ldirishga arziydi.

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Ichkaridagi odam
oq xalat.

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Navbat bilan ham bo'lishi mumkin
hikoyalar almashish.

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meniki boshlanadi
Ramamama sayyorasida.

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Uni kislotaga tushiring.

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U tarqab ketgandan keyin,
boshqa birovni kislotaga tushiring.

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U eriganmi?

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Hech bo'lmaganda ishlamay qolgan vaqtdan foydalaning
kislota tushirgichni qayta o'rnatish uchun.

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Men haqiqatan ham yoqtirmayman
bu erdagi munosabat.

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Bu juda "meni kislotaga tushirish"
munosabat.

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[Eshik qarsillab ochiladi]

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Siz kimsiz?

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[ Farts ]

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Qanday qilding
muqaddas maskanimga yetasanmi?

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[ Farts ]

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Mayli,
bu davralarda ketmoqda.

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Uni tuting!

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- Aah!
- Aah!

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[Hammasi qichqiradi]

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♪♪

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[shisha sinadi]

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- Aah!
- Aah!

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[ Farting ]

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Juda yaxshi.

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Endi men siz bilan jang qilaman.

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Qanday bo'lmasin, u boshqacha aytadi
hikoyaning versiyasi

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qaerda yig'lay boshlayman
yoki biror narsa.

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Shuning uchun u o'lishi kerak.

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Chunki u yolg'onchi.

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Shunday qilib...

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nega o'ldirmoqchisiz
Rik Sanches?

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Mayli, bilmayman
bu kim.

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Men sizning g'alatiligingizni qabul qilmayman
mantiqda sakrash

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poezdda hamma bor
bitta yigitni o'ldirmoqchiman.

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Va qilsam ham,
nega biz navbatchilik qilamiz

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hikoyalar aytib berish
kabi

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kichkina qizlar
uyqudami?

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Agar harakat qilsangiz
xafa bo'lish,

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siz yaxshi ish qilyapsiz.

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Men uning navbatini olaman.

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Mana nima uchun ketyapman
Rik Sanchesni o'ldirish uchun.

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Sizlar dam olinglar
bu bilan.

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ga eritiladi
qisqichbaqasimon quyosh

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ustidan ko'tariladi
ulkan plyaj.

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vay. [O'rsiniydi]

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Shu paytgacha, albatta,
u o'yinchoqlarni qoldirgan edi

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va har biriga go'sht tomchilari
bizdan biri spora uyasida.

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Oh, yangi kelgan!

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O'ylaymanki, sizda bor
yaxshiroq hikoya

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Rik Sanches qandayligi haqida
Kosmik Rojdestvoni saqlab qoldi.

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Nima bilan
Rik Sanches obsesyon?

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[Kulgi]

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Menimcha, eng yaxshi yo'l
bunga javob berish uchun

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mening bilan
Rojdestvo Rik ertaki.

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voy!

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Foydalanish mumkin edi
Rudolf bugun kechqurun!

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Oh, Xudoga shukur.
Men juda kech emasman.

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Qanday qilishni bilmayman
rahmat, Goomby.

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Kerak emas.

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Siz shunchaki u erga kiring
va yaxshi vaqt o'tkazing.

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qilaman. rahmat.

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[ Eshik ochiladi ] Salom.

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Rojdestvo bilan, Goomby.

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Rojdestvo bilan, Rik.

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Oh. Uh...

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Oh, hammasi joyida.

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Men kerak emas.
Kechirasiz, agar shunday bo'lsa ...

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Yo'q.
Men so'rashim mumkin.

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Yo'q, yo'q, yo'q,
Men yuk bo'lishni xohlamayman.

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Oh, yaxshi.
Ha, ha, shunchaki...

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ko'p odamlar bor.
Oila. Bilasiz?

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Men tushundim.

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Siz aqldan ozmadingizmi?

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Xayr.

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[Shamol hushtak chaladi]

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[Kulgi]

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Bu --
Mayli, mening ishim emas

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lekin u hatto qutqarmadi
Bu hikoyada Rojdestvo.

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Oh, qanday jur'at etasan!

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Bu degani emas
Men sarmoya kiritdim.

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O'zingizga ayting
Rojdestvo Rik hikoyasi!

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Orqaga qadam tashla!
Orqaga!

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♪♪

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[ nafas olish ]

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Siz o'sishni boshlaysiz
Rik Sanches vinyeti,

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va siz buni qilasiz
ikkita teshik orqali.

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Men shunchaki tushunishga harakat qilyapman
bu poyezd nima bo'lyapti.

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Esingizdami
unga kirish?

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Yo'q. Birinchi narsa
Men eslayman ...

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Iltimos, chiptalar.

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Xo'sh, nega uchrashdingiz
Rik Sanches?

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Nima?

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Oh, siz o'zingizni ko'rsatishingiz shart emas
siz u bilan uchrashmagansiz.

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Hammamiz qildik.
Biz tushunamiz.

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Hayotingizda past nuqta,
sobiq odamdan qaytish va hokazo.

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Yo'q, kim?

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[ Kuladi ]
Oh, aniq.

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Aslida, va buni oling,
u mening oilam bilan uchrashganida ...

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[ Bo'ri qichqirmoqda] Oh!

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[ Xirillagan ]

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Lea!
Lea, tekshirib ko'ring.

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Qayerda uchrashdingiz
bu, um...

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[O'rsiniydi]
...sprite?

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U aslida inson.

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Ammo u portal texnologiyasini ixtiro qildimi?

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Men kontseptsiyaman
vaqt.

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Iso!

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Men sizni ogohlantirdim
buni qilmaslik uchun.

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Men harakat qilmadim. Sizga kerak emas.

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Poyezd
kuchaytirayotgani aniq

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va aloqasi yo'q
hikoya sohalari.

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Uh-u...

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Morti? Agar senga aytdim
meni yana topdi,

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o'zingizni aniqlang.

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men qilmadim
bilingki, bu siz edi.

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Qanday qilmading
meni taniysizmi?

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Siz yaratmadingizmi
niqoblar?

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Men axlatni yaratganimda,
ishlaydi, Morti.

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Bu deyiladi
iste'dodli bo'lish.

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Nega mumkin emas
dvigatelni topamizmi?

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Bu haqiqiy poezd emas,
bu hikoya qurilmasi.

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Tom ma'noda.
To'g'ridan-to'g'ri adabiy qurilma

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tom ma'noda
metaforik tarzda bizni o'z ichiga oladi.

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Simulyatsiya.

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Yomonroq.
Antologiya.

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Xo'sh, qanday qilib ...
uni qanday o'g'irlaymiz?

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Oh, Morti,
o'g'irlab ketilgan

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hech bo'lmaganda
ikki to'liq daqiqa.

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Eshitmaysizmi
bu aqldan ozgan suhbatmi?

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Mayli, chiptalar iltimos yigit
antologiyani to'xtating.

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Agar biz bir martalik istasak,
Biz o'lchovlararo kabel qilamiz,

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biroz qattiq emas,
ustiga yozilgan -

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Rik?
Xudo la'nati!

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Iltimos, chiptalar.

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Do‘stim, ishonchim komil
sizda bor

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juda ko'p chiptalar
shu nuqtada.

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Iso! Iltimos, chiptalar
kesiladi!

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U -- u -- u -- u
bu narsalarni oldim.

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Ularni nima deb ataysiz?
Uh, oluklar.

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Morti, qo'pol! Odamlar ularni shunday atashadi.

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Yomon odamlar. men yo'q
suratga olishni xohlaydi

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juda suvli
shunday hajmlarda -

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Hey, hey, hey,
orqada qoling.

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Men seni tepaman.
Men-sog‘ingni tepaman, uka.

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Aaah!
Hey!

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Men ovqat pishiraman va ovqatlanaman
chipta olib yurgan eshagingiz.

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-[ Yo'tal ]
-Hey, men chipta topdim.

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[Yo'tal]

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Voy, siz shunchaki...
xonimlar va janoblar,

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Jeki Chan
insonni himoya qilish.

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Kim olish uchun vaqt oladi
bu yaxshi -

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Jin bo'lsin.

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-Aaah
- Strukturaviy buzilish.

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Davomiylikni yo'qotish.

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Morti,
biror narsani ushlab turing.

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Boshingizni ichkarida saqlang.

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Aaah!

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[Ingillab]

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[Video o'yinlar signal beradi]

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Siz bilan baham ko'ring
singlim, Josh.

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Faqat sizniki bo'lgani uchun
tug'ilgan kun degani emas

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siz ahmoq bo'lishingiz mumkin.

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Yaxshimisiz, dada? Bu haqiqatmi?

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Men bunga shubha qilaman, lekin siz tushunasiz
nima olasiz

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kechki ovqat paytida
arkadada.

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Aytmoqchimanki, sen haqiqiymisan,
hayot haqiqatmi?

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Mayli, men hamshirani chaqiraman
chunki siz emassiz

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Bu kechada qilish. Siz haqsiz

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Men emas, chunki --Bu kecha buni qilmayapsiz!

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Bu haqiqiy hayot emas!

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Ota? Oh, Xudoyim! Asal. Azizim.

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Nima bo'lyapti? Chiptalaringizni bering.

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Menga chiptalar kerak.

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Hamma menga beradi
tickeeeeetttttttts!

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Aaaah!

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Aaah!

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Ayol ovozi:
Favqulodda vaziyatlarda uzluksizlik joriy etildi.

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[Og'ir nafas olish]

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[Ingillab]

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Bu foydali bo'lishi mumkin. Biz shunchaki minib olsak bo'lmaydimi --

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Jin bo'lsin,
Men o'lganni afzal ko'raman.

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[ Crashing ]Poezd politsiyasi! Qo'llar havoda!

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Hikoya yozing
Rik Sanches haqida!

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U Rik!
Iso Masih!

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Shumi
Chiptalar iltimos yigit?

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Xo'sh, shunchaki stend.

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Juda tez orada!
Juda tez orada!

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Qimirlamang! Juda tez orada!

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Xo'sh, Poezd politsiyasi nima qildi
noto'g'ri ish qilyapsizmi?

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Otishma... odamlar?

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Yo'lovchilarni otib tashladi.
Noto'g'ri.

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Yo'lovchilar buzg'unchilik qilishdi
antologiyaning tuzilishi bilan.

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Halokatli javob
ruxsat berildi,

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lekin u bilan emas
bu tankni ushlab turish.

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Keling, nimani ko'rib chiqaylik
qilishlari kerak edi.

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Poezd politsiyasi!
Qo'llar havoda!

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Tankni tashla!

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Qo'ying! Tankni tashlang.

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[Qarsaklar]

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Kechirasiz, ser,
lekin agar bor edi

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uzluksiz portlash,
har doim bitta emasmi?

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Va bu degani emas
bu ikkalasi biron joyda bo'lishi mumkinmi?

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Nima? Yo'q, ahmoq,
bu -- bu --

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Bu shunchaki trening videosi.
Bu aslida sodir bo'lmadi.

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Siz shunday deb o'ylaysiz.

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Hey.
Bu yerga qanday keldingiz?

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Ha, xuddi biz kabi
Bu kutilmaganda paydo bo'ldimi?

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Bu yigitlarni siking.

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[ Xirillagan ]

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Hey, nima bo'ldi?
Oyog'ingiz tuzalib ketdi.

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Ha, bu haqiqiy
hamma uchun bepul.

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Qani boshladik.

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Albatta, bu narsa
shunchaki ahmoq doira.

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Siz shunday bo'lgan deb o'ylaysiz
Xudo la'nati murakkab -

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OK, bu erda
ahmoqona vinyetkalar edi.

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Xudo, shunday bo'lsa, tasavvur qiling
hamma narsa edi.

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Demak, endi biz shu yerdamiz,
va dvigatel bu erda bo'lishi kerak.

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Bizni tuzatib olishim kerak
bir nechta kosmik kostyumlar

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bu muvaffaqiyatsiz boshlanadi
Bu erda, shuning uchun biz mumkin

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[g'o'ng'irlash]
og'ir narxni to'lash

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qayta kirish uchun
bu ostonada.

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Biz majburmiz
poezdni tark etasizmi?

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Bizga kerak emas
har narsa qil, Morti.

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Bu shunchaki
strukturaviy qo'llanma.

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Biz aniq qilamiz
o'z uslubimizni bering.

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Menga meta yoqmaydi
Bu tushmoqda, Rik.

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Jim bo'l, Morti.
14 yoshdasiz.

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Videolarni tomosha qilasiz
YouTubedagi odamlar soni

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munosabat bildirish
ahmoq YouTube.

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Men hakam bo'laman
biz juda meta olganimizda.

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Muqaddas jin.

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Qanday qilib u hali ham nafas olmoqda? Aah!

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U chetlatilgan
ishonchsizlikda,

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asta-sekin o'ladi
muqobil yashash

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diagetik bo'lmagan haqiqat.

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Voy, qanday dahshatli
o'lish yo'li.

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Siz bilmaysiz
uning yarmi.

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Oh!
[Ikkalasi kuladi]

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Siz bilan fuegodasiz
yigit-yarmida-yirtilgan bit, Rik.

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O'sha edi
organik, ammo.

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Buning sababi
siz tabiatan kulgilisiz.

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Bu yaxshi
eski moda o'yin-kulgi

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o'sha erda, bilasizmi?

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W-w-Bizga kerak emas
ortiqcha o'ylash, xo'pmi?

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Yaxshi, do'stim.
Yaxshi va asosli,

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to'liq immersiv
bundan keyin.

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[Gurillagan]

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Shundan so'ng. W-nima bo'lyapti?

258
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Tanaffusga chiqish.

259
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♪ Qush emas

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♪ Unchalik odam emas

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♪ Balki nima muhim

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♪ Bu sevishdir
birinchi o'zingiz va ♪

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♪ Samoling

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♪ Havo va quruqlik bolasi

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♪ Qanotlar va qo'llar bilan

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♪ Ha, sen qushsan
va bir kishi ♪

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♪ Men qushman
va bir kishi ♪

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♪ Va boshqalar

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Albatta, shunday edi
ajoyib daqiqa,

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lekin bu qiyin edi
eng yaxshi vaqt

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Rik va Morti
musiqiy edi.

272
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Kim qila oladi
unuting...

273
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Hey. Sizlar
g'alati narsa bor deb o'ylayman

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bu poyezd haqida?

275
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Biz shu yerda bo'lganmiz
haqiqatan ham uzoq vaqt

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va hech kim emas
chiptalarimizni oldik.

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Aaah!

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[Hammasi qichqiradi]

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Aaaah!

280
00:08:42,591 --> 00:08:44,731
Galaktikaning eng buyuk olimlari
mulohaza yuritishda davom eting

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dahshatli shaxs ma'lum
Bolalarga Floaty Blood Man sifatida.

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Ammo uch oydan keyin hech kim
haqiqatga yaqinroqdir.

283
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Shirin ism yangiliklari uchun,
Men Nibbles amakiman.

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Ishonmayman
Floaty Bloody Man haqiqiy.

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U haqiqatdan ham ko'proq,
u mening yangi xudoyim.

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Tekshiring.
Bu yangimi,

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yoki qon shunchaki --To'g'ri tasvirlangan, ha.

288
00:09:00,747 --> 00:09:02,645
Uning izdoshlari ishonishadi
butun koinot

289
00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:04,371
Bu Floaty Bloody Manning
u o'lganda dahshatli tush

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00:09:04,405 --> 00:09:06,166
kengaytirilgan vaqt ichida
haqiqat.

291
00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,719
Shunday qilib, biz mumkin edi
istalgan daqiqada boring.

292
00:09:07,754 --> 00:09:09,894
Yo'q. Men bir qismiman
Floaty Nogasm Brotherhood.

293
00:09:09,928 --> 00:09:11,654
Biz ishonamiz
uni tirik saqlash

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bizning bostirilganimizni qayta yo'naltirish orqali
jinsiy energiya.

295
00:09:14,105 --> 00:09:15,589
Siz bokira bo'lib qolasiz

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faqat saqlash uchun
koinot mavjudmi?

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00:09:18,109 --> 00:09:20,214
Bu...
juda jozibali.

298
00:09:20,249 --> 00:09:21,388
Bu shundaymi?

299
00:09:21,422 --> 00:09:23,839
Yaxshi, qarang,
Keling, buni bir marta qilaylik.

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[Nola]

301
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Kechirasiz.

302
00:09:30,155 --> 00:09:31,812
Aaah!

303
00:09:31,847 --> 00:09:33,227
Endi baxtlimi? U azob chekayotgan edi.

304
00:09:33,262 --> 00:09:34,712
Harakatda davom eting.

305
00:09:34,746 --> 00:09:36,161
Biz olishimiz kerak
qaytish ostonasigacha

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00:09:36,196 --> 00:09:37,715
soat tiqilmasdan oldin
Sizning kostyumingiz nolga tushadi.

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00:09:37,749 --> 00:09:38,923
Nega qo'yasiz
taqillatgan soat -

308
00:09:38,957 --> 00:09:40,131
Chunki bu juda oson bo'lsa
u erga borish uchun,

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biz u erga hech qachon erisha olmaymiz.

310
00:09:41,857 --> 00:09:43,686
Agar siz meta bo'lishni xohlamasangiz
to'xtatish, axlatni buzish.

311
00:09:43,721 --> 00:09:45,308
Bu
tematik muhr.

312
00:09:45,343 --> 00:09:47,000
Bir yo'l topish kerak
uni buzish uchun.

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00:09:47,034 --> 00:09:50,003
Mayli, Morti, hikoya aytib bering
bizga aloqasi yo'q.

314
00:09:50,037 --> 00:09:52,350
Uh, nima qilish kerak - o'ylashni to'xtating va buni qiling!

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00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:54,421
Uh, yaxshi, uh,
bu bor edi -

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Mening ismim Mayk Jonson.
Bu yaxshi qahva.

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00:09:56,285 --> 00:09:57,251
[Eshik qo'ng'irog'i jiringlaydi]

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Yaxshisi, bu eshikni oling.

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Iiiiiii, salom.

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00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,291
Men sizning kukilaringizni xohlayman.

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00:10:02,325 --> 00:10:03,430
Men ochman,
Men sizning kukilaringizni xohlayman.

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00:10:03,464 --> 00:10:04,949
Chayonlar, chayonlar.

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00:10:04,983 --> 00:10:07,296
Tashqarida chayonlar bor.
Ichkariga kiring.

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00:10:07,330 --> 00:10:08,400
Ular nimani xohlashadi
bizdanmi?

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00:10:08,435 --> 00:10:10,092
Ular ovqat istaydilar.
Men ham.

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00:10:10,126 --> 00:10:11,196
Rik: Mayli, to‘xtang.

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men emas
yozuvchi, shundaymi?

328
00:10:12,991 --> 00:10:14,786
Tinchlaning, sizning hikoyangiz kerak edi
dahshatli va ahmoq bo'lish.

329
00:10:14,821 --> 00:10:16,029
Men shunchaki qila olmadim
qanchalik yaxshi bashorat qiling

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00:10:16,063 --> 00:10:17,789
bu mash tortadi
mavzu bilan.

331
00:10:17,824 --> 00:10:18,894
O'ylab ko'ring. O'ylab ko'ring.

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00:10:18,928 --> 00:10:20,758
Qanday hikoya
biz hech qachon ...

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00:10:20,792 --> 00:10:22,449
Morti, bilasizmi?
Bechdel testi nima?

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00:10:22,483 --> 00:10:23,968
Nima? Xudo uchun, Morti,

335
00:10:24,002 --> 00:10:25,935
uchun formula
ayol agentligini o'lchash

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00:10:25,970 --> 00:10:27,972
tomonidan taklif qilingan hikoyada
lesbiyan karikaturachi Allison -

337
00:10:28,006 --> 00:10:29,767
ular qanaqa jahannam
sizni o'sha maktabda o'qitayaptimi?!

338
00:10:29,801 --> 00:10:31,458
Boshqa narsalar! Unda ikkalamizni ham o'ldiribsan!

339
00:10:31,492 --> 00:10:33,287
Nima uchun lesbiyan qism
uning lavozimi haqida ?!

340
00:10:33,322 --> 00:10:34,772
Oh, endi siz
progressiv?!

341
00:10:34,806 --> 00:10:36,290
Sinov nima?! Aytishingiz kerak --

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[Gidolash]

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00:10:37,844 --> 00:10:39,984
[ Gagging ]

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00:10:40,018 --> 00:10:41,951
Morti, Morti.

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00:10:41,986 --> 00:10:44,782
Ikki ayol.
Ularning ikkalasi ham ismga ega bo'lishi kerak

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va bir-biringiz bilan gaplashing
biror narsa haqida ...

347
00:10:46,093 --> 00:10:47,819
Rik!

348
00:10:47,854 --> 00:10:49,856
...erkakdan boshqa...Oh, Rik, meni tingla.

349
00:10:49,890 --> 00:10:52,203
Bir vaqtlar,
onam va singlim...

350
00:10:52,237 --> 00:10:53,929
Meni eshiting!

351
00:10:55,206 --> 00:10:57,035
Ona, urinib ko'rsam bo'ladimi?
choyingiz?

352
00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:59,106
Ha, yoz.

353
00:10:59,141 --> 00:11:00,418
Ha. Mening choyimni sinab ko'ring.

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00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:03,110
Bu juda yaxshi.
Bu juda issiq.

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00:11:03,145 --> 00:11:05,181
Onajon, siz bilan gaplashsam bo'ladimi?

356
00:11:05,216 --> 00:11:06,458
mening maxsus vaqtim haqida?

357
00:11:06,493 --> 00:11:09,013
Hammasi joyida.
Menda ham bor.

358
00:11:09,047 --> 00:11:10,186
Bugun meniki og'ir.

359
00:11:10,221 --> 00:11:11,809
Meningki hech qachon engil emas.

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00:11:11,843 --> 00:11:13,914
Men seni doim sevaman
siz bo'lganingizdan beri ...

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00:11:13,949 --> 00:11:15,157
menga pochta orqali yuborilgan.

362
00:11:15,191 --> 00:11:16,503
Shifokor ayol tomonidan.

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00:11:16,537 --> 00:11:18,298
Sizning maxsus vaqtingiz
sizning kuchingizdir.

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00:11:18,332 --> 00:11:20,265
Bu sizni kuchli qiladi
ko'krak kabi.

365
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,508
Nimaga qarshi kuchli?

366
00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:23,752
Chayonlar.
Ayol Chayonlar.

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00:11:23,786 --> 00:11:25,823
Ular hujum qilishmoqda
tashqarida. Qo'ysangchi; qani endi.

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00:11:28,204 --> 00:11:30,206
O'zing bilan ular bilan kurash
og'ir maxsus vaqt.

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Siz ham shunday qiling.

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00:11:31,380 --> 00:11:34,797
[Epik musiqa ijro etiladi]

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♪♪

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00:11:37,351 --> 00:11:38,525
[Uyali telefon jiringladi]

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Salom?
Salom?

374
00:11:40,251 --> 00:11:43,323
Men Oliy sud ayoliman,
va siz buni qildingiz.

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00:11:43,357 --> 00:11:45,497
Biz buni qildik!
Biz buni qildik!

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00:11:48,155 --> 00:11:50,192
[Grunts]

377
00:11:50,226 --> 00:11:51,780
Ajoyib ish, Morti.

378
00:11:51,814 --> 00:11:53,264
Feministik asar.

379
00:11:53,298 --> 00:11:54,990
Hey, qarang.

380
00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:01,203
Kimning ikkita jinsiy a'zosi borligini taxmin qiling
va barcha agentlik?

381
00:12:01,237 --> 00:12:03,205
Rik va Morti.

382
00:12:03,239 --> 00:12:04,931
Hikoya Rabbiy.

383
00:12:04,965 --> 00:12:06,311
Siz ekanligingizni bilishim kerak edi
Buning ortida va men qildim.

384
00:12:06,346 --> 00:12:07,554
Bu yigit kim?
uf.

385
00:12:07,588 --> 00:12:09,556
U Matritsaga o'xshaydi
Space Frasier.

386
00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:10,868
Keling, bu kurashni boshlaymiz
tugadi, nodon.

387
00:12:10,902 --> 00:12:12,041
Menda bor
qilmoq.

388
00:12:12,076 --> 00:12:13,836
Siz hamma odamlardan
Bilaman, Rik,

389
00:12:13,871 --> 00:12:16,045
manzil bo'lishi mumkin emas
sayohatsiz.

390
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,427
Men buni umuman bilmayman.
Men muntazam ravishda teleportatsiya qilaman.

391
00:12:18,461 --> 00:12:21,016
Oh, albatta.
Siz uchun qoidalar yo'q.

392
00:12:21,050 --> 00:12:22,949
Spiral orqali o'tish
ko'p dunyo,

393
00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:25,883
yarim improvizatsiya qilingan suhbat
hech narsa muhim emasligi haqida,

394
00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:28,161
shuning uchun biz ham tortib olamiz
bizning siklarimiz va ularni silang

395
00:12:28,195 --> 00:12:30,888
taqdirning yaltiroq tishlarida
xuddi taqdirning tishlarini yuvayotgandek

396
00:12:30,922 --> 00:12:33,269
lekin biz sizning yalpiligingizdan foydalanamiz,
iflos sik.

397
00:12:33,304 --> 00:12:34,443
Chiroyli bo'lishi kerak.

398
00:12:34,477 --> 00:12:35,409
[Slurps] Hech kim sizni to'xtata olmaydi.

399
00:12:35,444 --> 00:12:37,929
To'g'ri. Yo'q Boshqa.

400
00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:38,654
[Grunts]

401
00:12:38,688 --> 00:12:40,104
Biz buni allaqachon qildik.

402
00:12:40,138 --> 00:12:42,520
Oh, bu ikki marta urishmi?
Ha mayli.

403
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,453
Men qanday sarguzashtlarga duch kelaman,
dawg.

404
00:12:44,487 --> 00:12:45,592
Bu ko'proq
dan ta'sirchan

405
00:12:45,626 --> 00:12:46,593
Chiptalar iltimos yigit,
garchi.

406
00:12:46,627 --> 00:12:48,526
Siz 90% ga o'xshaysiz
truba.

407
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:51,805
Bu intizom deb ataladi.
Buni tomosha qiling.

408
00:12:52,219 --> 00:12:53,462
Xudo la'nati.
vay!

409
00:12:53,496 --> 00:12:54,394
Bizga majburmi
u bilan jang qiladimi?

410
00:12:54,428 --> 00:12:55,602
Men xohlamayman.

411
00:12:55,636 --> 00:12:57,259
Biz taslim bo'lamiz.
Biz urushmayapmiz.

412
00:12:57,293 --> 00:12:58,329
[ Xirillagan ]
Voy!

413
00:12:58,363 --> 00:12:59,433
Voy!

414
00:12:59,468 --> 00:13:01,228
Eshakni tep.

415
00:13:01,263 --> 00:13:02,229
Voy!

416
00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:03,955
Oh!

417
00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:05,888
[ Signal jiringladi]Hey! Tuxumingizga qayting!

418
00:13:07,614 --> 00:13:08,615
-Nima...
- Xavotir olma, Morti!

419
00:13:08,649 --> 00:13:10,065
Hech narsa yo'q
kanon!

420
00:13:10,099 --> 00:13:10,997
[Grunts]

421
00:13:11,031 --> 00:13:12,619
Bizda puls bor. Men bilan qoling, Askar.

422
00:13:12,653 --> 00:13:14,828
Smit, meni tingla.
Siz fosh bo'ldingiz

423
00:13:14,863 --> 00:13:16,830
kimyoviy moddaga
fikringizni o'zgartirish.

424
00:13:16,865 --> 00:13:18,107
Uni yengish uchun,
siz ushlab turishingiz kerak -

425
00:13:18,142 --> 00:13:19,143
Biz uni yo'qotamiz.

426
00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:20,903
Chet elliklar. Sarj?!

427
00:13:20,938 --> 00:13:23,078
Morti, hech qachon eng yuqori narsani unutmang
hamma haqiqat -

428
00:13:23,112 --> 00:13:25,287
o'zingni olasan
poyezdda eshak tepdi.

429
00:13:25,321 --> 00:13:26,288
[Grunts]

430
00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:28,048
Professor Sanches?

431
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:28,773
Ishladimi?

432
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,533
Men buni aytmagan bo'lardim,
Markus.

433
00:13:30,568 --> 00:13:33,157
Men aytgan bo'lardim
ishladi.

434
00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:35,987
100% vaqtni kengaytirish
va to'liq suvga cho'mish.

435
00:13:36,022 --> 00:13:37,333
“Jami”ni aniqlang.
Markus,

436
00:13:37,368 --> 00:13:39,163
Men haqiqatga qaytdim
uch soat davomida,

437
00:13:39,197 --> 00:13:41,613
va menda hali ham xotiralar bor
butunlay boshqacha hayot.

438
00:13:41,648 --> 00:13:43,581
Men edim
hali ham olim.

439
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,169
Men...
Men rivojlandim

440
00:13:45,203 --> 00:13:48,482
o'lchovlararo sayohat,
Mening qizim bor edi.

441
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:50,001
Men qilmadim
mo'ylovi bor.

442
00:13:50,036 --> 00:13:54,350
Men ba'zida juda kulgili edim,
asosan g'ichirlash.

443
00:13:54,385 --> 00:13:55,489
Endi maxfiy sinov yo'q.

444
00:13:55,524 --> 00:13:57,250
Men hozir odamlarga yordam bera olaman.

445
00:13:57,284 --> 00:13:58,216
Siz odamlarga yordam berdingiz.

446
00:13:58,251 --> 00:13:59,666
Men ko'proq xafa bo'ldim.

447
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:00,632
Aaah!

448
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,911
P-P-professor Sanches.
Men Morti Smitman

449
00:14:02,945 --> 00:14:04,602
dan --dan --
241-chi.

450
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:05,983
Ular -- ular -- sizni qo'yishadi
ovqatimizda tabletka.

451
00:14:06,017 --> 00:14:07,881
Bu ishlaydi. Politsiyaga qo'ng'iroq qiling!

452
00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:09,538
Hammasi joyida. Hammasi joyida.
Bu haqiqiy emas.

453
00:14:09,572 --> 00:14:11,264
N-n-n-n-hech narsa
haqiqiy.

454
00:14:11,298 --> 00:14:12,058
Kechirasiz, o'g'lim.

455
00:14:12,092 --> 00:14:14,301
Men-i-yaxshi.
Siz haqiqiy emassiz.

456
00:14:14,336 --> 00:14:16,131
[Hammasi qichqiradi]

457
00:14:16,165 --> 00:14:18,581
Xudo, siz haqsiz.
Men ko'proq erkin shakldagi narsalarni qilishim kerak.

458
00:14:18,616 --> 00:14:20,687
Siz ketyapsiz. Nima bo'lyapti?

459
00:14:20,721 --> 00:14:22,551
Sababi
Seni bu yerga olib keldim.

460
00:14:22,585 --> 00:14:24,622
Endi yonilg'i quyaman
mening antologiyam siz bilan

461
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,210
cheksiz salohiyat,
uni harakatga keltirish

462
00:14:26,244 --> 00:14:29,627
uning oxirgi bekati -
beshinchi devordan tashqarida.

463
00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:34,045
Sen ahmoq. Bizning salohiyatimiz
cheksiz emas.

464
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,460
Siz hech qachon sindirmaysiz
beshinchi devor

465
00:14:35,495 --> 00:14:36,634
yonishdan oldin
biz chiqib.

466
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,395
Shundaymi?
Ha mayli. G'alaba qozonish.

467
00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:40,672
Rik,
u nima qilyapti?

468
00:14:40,707 --> 00:14:42,295
U urishga harakat qilmoqda
Bizga, Morti.

469
00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:44,262
Qarshilik qil.

470
00:14:44,297 --> 00:14:46,230
Nihoyat ekanligingizga ishonolmayman
kollejga yo‘l oldi.

471
00:14:46,264 --> 00:14:47,921
Ha, bilasizmi,
haqiqatan ham shunday tuyuldi

472
00:14:47,956 --> 00:14:49,164
bo'lar edingiz
17 abadiy.

473
00:14:49,198 --> 00:14:51,200
Masalan,
16 yil, kamida.

474
00:14:51,235 --> 00:14:53,237
Ishonmayman
Men bundan yig'layapman.

475
00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:55,653
Iso, Rik, bilasizmi,
siz haqiqatan ham yumshagansiz.

476
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,517
Bu insoniy lahza,
Morti.

477
00:14:57,551 --> 00:14:59,070
Bu insoniy lahza.

478
00:14:59,105 --> 00:15:00,969
Aaah!
Aaah! Og'ritadi; azoblantiradi!

479
00:15:05,249 --> 00:15:07,044
[ Buzilish ]

480
00:15:07,078 --> 00:15:09,046
Abradolf Linkoler?
Men sizni o'lgan deb o'yladim.

481
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:12,256
Men juda tirikman,
va men sizning yordamingizga muhtojman.

482
00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:13,671
Ha!

483
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:14,983
Jin. Olmoqda
yaxshi narsa, Morti.

484
00:15:15,017 --> 00:15:16,570
Kutib turing, -
bu kanondan birontasi bormi?

485
00:15:16,605 --> 00:15:17,744
Bo'lishi mumkin edi.

486
00:15:17,778 --> 00:15:19,504
[Kuladi] Oh, azizim.

487
00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:22,507
Rik Sanches narsalar bormi
Axir muqaddas tutadimi?

488
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:23,577
[Viring]

489
00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:25,510
[Ikkalasi ingrab]

490
00:15:27,236 --> 00:15:28,997
[Grunts]

491
00:15:29,031 --> 00:15:30,412
Bizni qanday topdingiz?

492
00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:32,103
[ Xirillagan ]

493
00:15:32,138 --> 00:15:33,070
Men sizga ishondim!

494
00:15:33,104 --> 00:15:35,417
Boshqalarni ayblamang
Sizning yomon qarorlaringiz uchun.

495
00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:37,246
[ Xirillagan ]

496
00:15:37,281 --> 00:15:39,593
Qarshilik qil, Morti!
U bizni yondirib yuborishidan oldin qarshilik ko'rsating!

497
00:15:39,628 --> 00:15:41,388
Oh, endi juda kech!

498
00:15:41,423 --> 00:15:43,045
Nima bo'ldi, Rik?

499
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,289
Ko'rishni xohlamaysizmi
hikoyangiz qanday tugadi?!

500
00:15:45,323 --> 00:15:47,049
[Kuladi]

501
00:15:47,084 --> 00:15:53,193
♪♪

502
00:15:53,228 --> 00:15:57,991
[Hammasi qichqiradi]

503
00:15:58,785 --> 00:16:00,649
Hoy, Rik.
Nima qilamiz...

504
00:16:00,683 --> 00:16:01,615
U erda - u erda ...
endi chiqish yo'li bor!

505
00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:03,134
Siz haqsiz, Morti.

506
00:16:03,169 --> 00:16:04,722
Ba'zan shunday tuyuladi
chiqishning iloji yo'qdek.

507
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,275
Umidsiz kabi.

508
00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:08,519
Lekin unutmang, har doim bor
biz uchun kimdir bor.

509
00:16:08,553 --> 00:16:09,796
JSSV?

510
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,211
Mening eng yaxshi do'stim
va shaxsiy qutqaruvchi,

511
00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:12,178
Iso Masih.

512
00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:13,627
Nima?! Siz - yo'q
Xudoga ishoning.

513
00:16:13,662 --> 00:16:15,250
Lekin U ishonadi
bizda, Morti.

514
00:16:15,284 --> 00:16:17,114
Bilasizmi, men o'yladim
Men ixtirochi edim,

515
00:16:17,148 --> 00:16:18,322
lekin eng buyuk
hammaning ixtirosi

516
00:16:18,356 --> 00:16:19,806
bepul sovg'adir
Abadiy hayot.

517
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,808
Bu --
men bilan sikasanmi?

518
00:16:21,842 --> 00:16:23,465
[ Kuladi ]
Oh, menga ishon, Morti.

519
00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:25,398
Men juda ko'p qildim
hayotimdagi narsalarni o'chirib tashladi.

520
00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:27,814
Lekin hech qachon kech emas
Masihni qabul qilish.

521
00:16:27,848 --> 00:16:29,264
Iso har doim
eshikni taqillatish.

522
00:16:29,298 --> 00:16:30,782
Barcha qilishimiz kerak
uni ochib, Unga ruxsat bering

523
00:16:30,817 --> 00:16:32,163
qalbimizga.
Qanaqasiga?

524
00:16:32,198 --> 00:16:33,682
Siz so'raganingizdan juda xursandman,
Morti.

525
00:16:33,716 --> 00:16:35,615
Faqat ko'zingizni yuming
va ibodatda Unga boringlar.

526
00:16:35,649 --> 00:16:37,099
Shunga o'xshash.

527
00:16:37,134 --> 00:16:38,687
Samoviy Ota. Samoviy Ota.

528
00:16:38,721 --> 00:16:40,758
Birgalikda: yuborganingiz uchun tashakkur
sizning yagona o'g'lingiz.

529
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,760
Qanday soniya, yo'q!
Nima qilyapsiz?!

530
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,624
Iso, men seni qabul qilaman
yuragimga.

531
00:16:44,658 --> 00:16:46,108
Yo'q! Bu yomon.

532
00:16:46,143 --> 00:16:47,834
STOP! Sizlar
buni hech qachon qilmang.

533
00:16:47,868 --> 00:16:49,353
Birgalikda:
Meni Ruhing bilan to'ldir.

534
00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:50,837
Meni yorqin shahar qil
siz uchun tepada.

535
00:16:50,871 --> 00:16:52,666
-Yo'q! Yo'q!
- Meni qayta tug'ilishga majbur qil.

536
00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:54,496
-Yo'q!
- Biz Isoning nomi bilan ibodat qilamiz.

537
00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:55,842
-Omin.
-Omin.

538
00:16:55,876 --> 00:16:57,706
-Omin!
- Sen qilding!

539
00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:59,087
Mayli, Morti! Krossi.

540
00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:00,295
Injil-Saurus.
Siz erishdingiz.

541
00:17:00,329 --> 00:17:02,538
Biz buni o'tkazib yubormagan bo'lardik
har qanday narsa uchun!

542
00:17:02,573 --> 00:17:03,815
Siz aytdingiz,
Janob Selderey.

543
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,783
Nima bo'ldi
hammasi shumi?!

544
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,647
Eng buyuk hikoya
har doim aytilgan, Story Lord.

545
00:17:07,681 --> 00:17:09,545
Yo'q, unday emas.
Bu dahshatli!

546
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:10,788
[Vuhlama]

547
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,479
Kechirasiz?

548
00:17:12,514 --> 00:17:14,309
Oh!

549
00:17:14,343 --> 00:17:16,104
Jin ursin.

550
00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:18,244
[ Hammasi nafas oladi] Robbim va mening Xudoyim!

551
00:17:18,278 --> 00:17:19,486
-Yo'q! Yo'q! Bu yerda zerikarli.
-Keling, o'ynaymiz

552
00:17:19,521 --> 00:17:21,661
bu yerdan. Bor, hozir.

553
00:17:21,695 --> 00:17:22,869
uf.
Biz xavfsizmiz, Morti.

554
00:17:22,903 --> 00:17:24,802
Hech kim hech qachon xohlamagan
bu axlatni ko'rish uchun.

555
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,390
Nima bo'ladi
Story Lordga?

556
00:17:26,424 --> 00:17:28,702
U abadiylikni o'tkazishi mumkin
har bir yozuvchining jahannami...

557
00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:30,152
Injil.
Bilmadim.

558
00:17:30,187 --> 00:17:31,878
Ba'zi odamlar aslida
shunga o'xshash narsalar.

559
00:17:31,912 --> 00:17:33,500
Qandaydir bema'ni ko'rinadi.

560
00:17:33,535 --> 00:17:35,192
Men shunchaki olishni yoqtirmayman
arzon suratlar, bilasizmi?

561
00:17:35,226 --> 00:17:36,848
Arzon suratlarmi?
Morti, biz tom ma'noda edik

562
00:17:36,883 --> 00:17:38,367
Iso Masih tomonidan qutqarilgan.

563
00:17:38,402 --> 00:17:40,231
Menga har qanday tarzda ayting
bu qanday haqoratli.

564
00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:41,819
Bu edi
biroz chalkash,

565
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,821
lekin menimcha, bu bizni olib keldi
bir-biriga yaqinroq, bilasizmi?

566
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,409
Jinlarimizni sinab ko'rdi.

567
00:17:45,443 --> 00:17:46,893
Bizni ishontirdi
o'zimizni har qachongidan ham ko'proq.

568
00:17:46,927 --> 00:17:48,412
Ha.
Siz haqsiz, Morti.

569
00:17:48,446 --> 00:17:50,207
Bizda barcha meta-kanon bor
yo'ldan keting

570
00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:52,209
va endi biz qila olamiz
faqat o'zimiz bo'l.

571
00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:53,555
Endi biz nima deysiz
bu poyezdni olib keling

572
00:17:53,589 --> 00:17:55,315
stantsiyaga.

573
00:17:55,350 --> 00:18:04,635
♪♪

574
00:18:04,669 --> 00:18:07,258
Oh, axir.

575
00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:09,122
Morti:
Xo'sh, nima deb o'ylaysiz?

576
00:18:09,157 --> 00:18:10,261
Voy-buy. Qayerda qolding
bu narsani olasizmi?

577
00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:12,298
Riks qal'asi
Sovg'a do'koni.

578
00:18:12,332 --> 00:18:14,783
Bu sizga yoqdimi?
Men sizni parvo qilasiz deb o'ylamagandim.

579
00:18:14,817 --> 00:18:17,130
Nima? Morti. Yo'q.
Men buni yaxshi ko'raman.

580
00:18:17,165 --> 00:18:18,718
Siz eng ko'p qildingiz
muhim narsa.

581
00:18:18,752 --> 00:18:19,822
Siz - sotib oldingiz
nimadir.

582
00:18:19,857 --> 00:18:21,376
Nima? Siz nimadir sotib oldingiz.

583
00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:24,310
Pul bilan. Xudo.
Men pulni juda yaxshi ko'raman, Morti.

584
00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:26,450
Siz kinoya qilyapsizmi? Tovar, Morti.

585
00:18:26,484 --> 00:18:29,142
Sizning hayotingizdagi yagona maqsadingiz
tovarlarni sotib olish va iste'mol qilish.

586
00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:30,350
Va siz buni qildingiz.
Siz do'konga kirdingiz ...

587
00:18:30,385 --> 00:18:33,284
Xudoga haqiqiy halol do'kon --
va siz biror narsa sotib oldingiz.

588
00:18:33,319 --> 00:18:35,493
Siz savol bermadingiz
yoki axloqiy shikoyatlarni ko'taring.

589
00:18:35,528 --> 00:18:37,288
Siz -- shunchaki tik qaradingiz
qonayotgan jag'larga

590
00:18:37,323 --> 00:18:39,773
kapitalizm
va “Ha, dadajon, iltimos” dedi.

591
00:18:39,808 --> 00:18:41,913
Va men...
Men siz bilan faxrlanaman.

592
00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:43,398
Men faqat shunday bo'lishingizni xohlardim
ko'proq sotib oldi.

593
00:18:43,432 --> 00:18:45,779
Men -- Men narsalarni sotib olishni yaxshi ko'raman
juda ko'p, Morti.

594
00:18:45,814 --> 00:18:47,229
Rik, siz...

595
00:18:47,264 --> 00:18:48,541
borish kerakmi
kasalxonaga?

596
00:18:48,575 --> 00:18:51,164
Men seni sevaman, Morti.
Boboga o'pich bering.

597
00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:52,683
Ber -- ber -- ber --
boboga o'pich bering.

598
00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:53,960
Agar xohlasangiz, lablar.

599
00:18:53,994 --> 00:18:55,617
Nima bo'lsa ham
sizga qulay.

600
00:18:55,651 --> 00:18:56,825
Ba'zi madaniyatlar buni qilishadi.

601
00:18:56,859 --> 00:18:58,551
Bu shirin edi.
Rahmat.

602
00:18:58,585 --> 00:19:01,312
Men -- Men seni sevaman.
Siz mening kichik do'stimsiz.

603
00:19:01,347 --> 00:19:02,831
Xop.

604
00:19:02,865 --> 00:19:04,281
Keling, biroz tomosha qilaylik
O'lchovlararo kabel.

605
00:19:04,315 --> 00:19:06,593
[ Televizorni bosish,
statik chiyillashlar]

606
00:19:06,628 --> 00:19:09,148
[Poyezd hushtagi chaladi]

607
00:19:09,527 --> 00:19:11,495
Demak, siz aytasiz
otam

608
00:19:11,529 --> 00:19:12,944
va Uning shohligi ...

609
00:19:12,979 --> 00:19:15,844
Xo'sh, ha ...
u sintezga asoslangan

610
00:19:15,878 --> 00:19:17,259
Shumer xudosi
"Ya" deb nomlangan

611
00:19:17,294 --> 00:19:19,917
va Mesopotamiya xudosi
"Yo'l" deb nomlangan.

612
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,471
Va biz kirdik
o'yinchoq poezdmi?

613
00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:24,197
Ha.

614
00:19:24,232 --> 00:19:25,302
Haqiqatan ham yetarli
sizni savolga tuting

615
00:19:25,336 --> 00:19:27,304
butun borliq,
shunday emasmi?

616
00:19:27,338 --> 00:19:29,927
Xo'sh, o'zingizni kim deb o'ylaysiz
bu haqda qilmoqchimisiz?

617
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:33,275
Men qilaman
Men har doim qilgan narsam.

618
00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:35,312
Men jinni bo'laman
bu yerdan.

619
00:19:35,346 --> 00:19:39,661
Alomatlarning otasi!
Menga ko'rinmaydigan qon bering!

620
00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:41,835
[ Cracking ]

621
00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:43,596
Hey, nima
Qani, Morti?

622
00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:45,356
Poyezd, siz menga keldi
butunlay izdan chiqib ketdi.

623
00:19:45,391 --> 00:19:47,013
Hamma joyda qon bor
uning ustidagi derazalar.

624
00:19:47,047 --> 00:19:48,842
Oh, odam, kechirasiz, Rik.
Men uni qaytarib beraman deb o'ylayman.

625
00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:50,361
Qaytish --
Siz aqldan ozganmisiz?

626
00:19:50,396 --> 00:19:51,707
Eshitganmisiz
men hech narsa demadimmi?

627
00:19:51,742 --> 00:19:52,674
Boshqasini sotib ol,
Morti.

628
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:54,572
Iste'mol qiling, Morti.

629
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:56,367
U yerda hech kim xarid qilmaydi
bu ahmoq virus bilan.

630
00:19:56,402 --> 00:19:58,300
Sening qayerda
jinni hamyon?!

631
00:19:58,335 --> 00:20:08,379
♪♪

632
00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:18,527
♪♪

633
00:20:18,562 --> 00:20:28,399
♪♪

634
00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:29,952
Rik: Xuddi shu narsadan charchadim
zerikarli sarguzashtlar

635
00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:31,368
o'z ahmoq Morti bilanmi?

636
00:20:31,402 --> 00:20:33,059
Ha!
Voy. ah.

637
00:20:33,093 --> 00:20:35,475
Keyin qal'aga tayyorlaning
Rikning hikoyasi poyezdi.

638
00:20:35,510 --> 00:20:37,339
Chuqur ovoz: hikoya poyezdi.
Hikoya poyezdi.

639
00:20:37,374 --> 00:20:38,547
Rik: Rik qal'asi
Hikoya poyezdi

640
00:20:38,582 --> 00:20:40,860
mashinadan keyin mashina bilan keladi
dushmanlar, sevishganlar,

641
00:20:40,894 --> 00:20:41,895
va Goomby hamma bilan kurashmoqda

642
00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:43,414
kimning tabiati
siz haqiqatan ham shundaysiz.

643
00:20:43,449 --> 00:20:45,036
Rik - bu xudo!
Iltimos, chiptalar.

644
00:20:45,071 --> 00:20:46,693
Voy! Ehtiyot bo'ling!
Bu Story Lord!

645
00:20:46,728 --> 00:20:47,936
Jin ursin. U jahldor.

646
00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:49,627
Chuqur ovoz:
Toza truba.

647
00:20:49,662 --> 00:20:51,008
Rik: Va, albatta, nima
hikoya to'liq bo'lar edi

648
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,872
muhandisisiz
Hozirgacha aytilgan eng buyuk hikoya.

649
00:20:52,906 --> 00:20:53,976
Oh, Iso Masih.

650
00:20:54,011 --> 00:20:55,392
Iso:
Men hukm qilmaslik uchun kelganman

651
00:20:55,426 --> 00:20:57,014
dunyo, lekin uni qutqarish uchun.

652
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,774
Rik: Va eng yaxshi tomoni shundaki,
zavq hech qachon tugamaydi.

653
00:20:58,809 --> 00:21:00,362
Patentlangan Rikga rahmat
antologiya generatori,

654
00:21:00,397 --> 00:21:01,950
siz hech qachon tugamaysiz
yangi hikoyalar

655
00:21:01,984 --> 00:21:02,778
va ularga aytadigan odamlar.

656
00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:04,435
Ular tirikmi? Albatta.

657
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:05,747
Lekin hech qanday tarzda emas
bu muhim.

658
00:21:05,781 --> 00:21:07,335
Chuqur ovoz:
Ular. bor. Yo'q. Ruhlar.

659
00:21:07,369 --> 00:21:08,784
Qo'g'irchoqlar. Of. Taqdir.

660
00:21:08,819 --> 00:21:10,372
Rik: Hikoya poyezdi.

661
00:21:10,407 --> 00:21:11,684
Hozirda mavjud
Riks qal'asi.

662
00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:13,375
Uni istehzo bilan sotib oling.
Uni chin dildan sotib oling. Faqat sotib oling.

663
00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:14,687
Uni sotib olmaslik - bu harakat
uni sotib olishdan.

664
00:21:14,721 --> 00:21:15,895
Hozir xarid qilish. Qarang.
Bu haqiqiy.

665
00:21:15,929 --> 00:21:17,759
www.story-train.com.

666
00:21:17,793 --> 00:21:20,037
Internetda. U yerda.
Sotib oling. Poezd sotib oling.

667
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,383
Poyezd sotib olishingizni xohlaymiz.